Classic quotes
- Updated August 23rd, 2009 in Reviews
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Petting a kitty feels so good. But then, so does crushing my enemies.
Jeff Atwood on Twitter
“Best of the best of the best, sir!” “With honors.” Yeah, he’s just really excited and he has no clue why we’re here.
James Edwards in Men in Black
Hi, I’m Randy
Randy Smith in Edge magazine
Ergo open your yapper one more time and I’m going to architect a world of pain all over your candy ass! Ergo! Vis-à-vis! Concordidly!
Larry The Architect in the MTV Movie Awards 2003
Marriage don’t make you slow,
you make you slow!
My gym instructor Eddy after I came back from a month-long wedding and honeymoon break.
Dr. Cox: How are we going to get rid of Maddox? Janitor, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?
Janitor: Well thank you Perry. Off the top of my head I’d go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack, barbed wire chandelier, photoshop, poisonous sushi…
The janitor on getting rid of Dr Maddox in Scrubs.
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Homer Simpson in Mountain of Madness
Working together as a tag team on the forces of ignorance
Ben in the office
“But what does it do, Guillermo?”
“No idea. I can tell you that it’s big, but other than that…”
“And our tradition of excellence continues.”
Captain Decker on the USS Constellation
